3-16-01
due to the comments on I woke up in a strange place i feel obligated to have something about pirates. Here is the only thing i know about pirates, a joke.

Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It is rated Aaaarrrrrhhh!

Thank you and good night! I'll be here all week.

3-14-01 Fun Times With Cane Toads Facts . in my history class about the Pacific islands we watched a movie about cane toads. they are a bunch of toads that were imported from Hawaii to Australia. only a box of 20 toads were brought and they were released in the northern part of the island. they began to procreate and their numbers grew extremely high. here are some of the facts brought to my attention during the movie.

"I've had them mate with one leg, mate with me' hand, most surprisingly with a pile of mud." scientist
"Children, as they are, will pick up the toads, pinch them, and put them in their mouths to suck on them" scientist
"At night you can hear, what is toads mating. And that is what I like."
The sexual drive of the male allowed one cane toad to mate with a dead female in the middle of the road for eight sunny hours.
"uh, um." Cane toad drug abuser.

as we can see this information is frightening and we all should do something about it. first i'm going to go to Australia, and then i'm going to find a few cane toads and change them into rabbits. everyone likes rabbits, right?

3-13-01 SPRING BREAK 2001 ALL THIS WEEK
Spring Break 2001, my first spring break at home. it was cancelled, not the break but my plans, because my car has threatened to blow up. which is fine. cars, especially one named Grimmie, have the right to blow up when they want to. it has been kind to me. every single spring break before Grimmie has taken me where i told it to go. Western Illinois University, University of Iowa, Iowa State, and Springfield (IL) to meet the ghost of Abe Lincoln. it also found its way up to Toronto where i watched a Toronto Maple Leafs game in a bar. finally Grimmie showed up at the Corn Palace and Fargo.

visiting Fargo has been a dream of mine, even before the movie Fargo was made. my belief is that the Fargonians actually were relatives of the Vikings who showed up in the lands of America long long time ago. the Fargonians to this day continue to wear the horned helmets and hit things with clubs all the time. they are living the True American Dream. they must continue to hide it from the rest of the world because their utopia will be crushed.

i finally visited Fargo last year during "Spring Break 2000 No Regrets No Apologies" where they have a Fargo Tank Factory and the Fargo Dome, where i cut my hand getting a Fargo Dome Parking sign. i didn't get to see any Fargonians slip up wearing the helmet though.

oh, if you plan to visit the dinosaur bones at University of North Dakota, be warned that all you will find is a nice rock sitting in a corner and only half of a triceratops head.

well, at least i have a lot of extra time on my hands that allowed me to finally finish this web page and think about how to fill the time till my working friends get home.

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