who am i? where am i? what am i doing?
a small man named mike saul created this web
page to fill time. he is 23 and growing tired of things, but hope exists in his life, even if it is
only a small cup sitting on his tv. he can be found in the burbs of chicago.
want to call me?
(800) 659-4444 ext 5991.
Feel free to leave a message
even though it says Don Anderson. That is me, well, not the voice, but the voice mail
other things i do
thinking about hesterman
i woke up in a strange place
the morning news
same day different rat
calvin and hobbes
what jail is like
little red monkey
to learn my superpower
1. I have the right personality for a superhero.
2. For the creation of a catch phrase.
4. I would be placed in many awkward situations.
5. We all know flight would be my power, and flying is damn cool.
created by me in 2001
NFL2K the season
Whew. What a tough couple of days. The whole sit around and not do anything after work
is pretty tough.
Yesterday was my father's birthday. My father is a very interesting person. I feel he wins
the votes of father my friends like the most. Now you may be asking why would people really
like my father. It is because my Dad likes to joke about everything. A simple story to
show it. My dad said if I ever did something (I can't remember exactly what but maybe
something about having a kid before I'm married) he would piss all over me. I told my Dad
that I don't think I would like it too much and I would attempt to make it difficult for him,
such as by dodging the urine. My Dad shoots back the comment, "I should hope so. I'm
not expecting you to stay in one place while I piss all over you." Ah, memories.
Memories about your Dad telling you he is going to piss all over you. Thanks Dad, and
hope you have fun on your fishing trip.
Does anyone know what title Stalin had when he was in charge of the USSR? I'm pretty sure
it was not Assistant Janitor. I've seen those guys and they really don't have any power.
Oh, sure they can order an invasion or launch a nuclear missile, but there is always someone
else to tell them to go and clean the shitters. "Hey Jimmy, why did you leave some streaks
on this window? Get me some vodka!" Something like that.
Again I am asking. Where is the rock? I want my ass to feel the rock, but all the bands
just do not rock enough. Oh sure there are moments when the rock begins and I get all
excited about the rock, but then they slow it down. Damn non-rockers.
Stop scaring the girls already.
Two days in a row, as I'm driving home from work, I have seen the same guy riding home on
his bike. On his knee has been a 24 case of Miller Lite. Something about that man made me
I've been offered a full time job at my currently temp job. As my boss asked me what my plans
were I felt my heart cringe over the idea of staying at my job. I believe I have to sell a
little piece of hope each day I come to work. Taking a permanent job there would be a sign
that I have no hope left. Luckily for you people hope still abounds in my soul.
I'm watching the final half of the 3rd of the Sopranos. There was a fabulous episode where
two gangsters take a guy out to the woods to "get rid of him" and while they are there the
guy gets away and the two gangsters get lost in the woods for the night. My gangsters of
course would not be stoopud like them, mostly because there are not too many woods out in
the wonderful burbs. There are a lot of condominiums though.
Okay, enough already. I'll see you all later.
Tommy Hagar, who may or may not be related to
Sammy Hagar wants to buy a truck. More power to you Tommy.
"Bush told several hundred World Bank employees as he set the stage for his first
meeting with the leaders of the world's seven richest nations and Russia..."
You have to be pissed if your Russia. In every report that I've been reading about this
large ass meeting of many rich people who want to give money to poor people, Russia is
always separated from the other richest countries. I'm not even quite sure who the richest
countries are, but I'm damn sure that Russia isn't one of them. Leave it to the media to
continue to ostracize that poor non-communist country. (they must be poor if they aren't
mentioned in the top 7) Usually I'm one of the first people to voice my opinion of the
'fucking reds', but these reports sadden me.
"Mike, where the hell have you been?"
So I bought a Dreamcast yesterday...
Shhhh. It's thinking.
What are you doing Thursday night? You should go see
Marc star in a short film.
Yes at the Chicago Short Comedy
Film Festival in Chicago you can see the only Mighty Marc Heiden perform in a little
film about working or something. Hell, I haven't seen it, but I will. Show up around 7:30,
you could just see me and Bill, and a bunch of films.
You are going to see the films of course.
Somehow at work I have been demoted. Instead of calling people now I just enter a bunch
of names into the computer. At first I thought, crap, this might mean I'm going to get
fired from a temp job. Then I realized that my workload has just been cut in half. That
means, more time to think about ways to escape. Jumping out the window screaming like a mad
man has been ruled out so far.
I went to the Tivoli
last night. It is a great old large theater, but the only problem was that Mummy 2 was
showing. Not that anyone really needed to be told this, but Mummy 2 is a bad movie.
Next time your driving through Westmont on Ogden Ave. and thinking, damn is it hot today.
Turn North on Blackhawk Dr. and there you will find a park, but inside the park you will find
Stop N Chat. The best ice cream out there. I was going to play basketball last Sunday,
but instead, I ate Stop n Chat ice cream. Sweet.
"Water doesn't obey your rules. It goes where it wants. Like me babe." Bart.
I was just thinking how I'm just like water. But then I remembered that I'm a solid not