Plastic Celebs Chasing Dead Presidents
The Day-Old, Half-Off Oscar Special
A Hollow Man, a Hollow Plan, a Hollow Canal -- Panama!
The Little Oscars That Santa Forgot
Boobies! Boobies? Boobies...
Invisible words to make the containing table cell arbitrarily wide. What the hell is Netscape's problem? The jerks. That's what comes from trying to make money from free software. Just the kind of thing a Commie Red would do, if you ask me.