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I don't know the first thing about "first things first."

For one thing, "things" is too vague. For another thing, it excludes "no-thing," which many wise men tell us should be the first and only thing. Or it would be, if nothing was in fact a thing -- which it is not.

Oh well. Time to launder my underthings.