Winter Health Tips
from your Finance friends in M&C
You may have heard that you're not supposed to eat the yellow
snow. That's true. It's not a good idea to eat snow in general, no matter
what color it is. Food is much better for you.
Time reports are due to the ASC on Friday, December
15, 2000 by 7PM CST. Don't use that tired old "I was buried in an
avalanche" excuse. If
you plan to be buried in an avalanche, get your time report in early.
Send Salise a copy of your signed and
time report along
with expense receipts copies. Do not feed a copy of your signed and
authorized time report to polar bears, because that is not the kind of
food that they eat. They will become angry and demand fish instead, which
Everyone agrees that you look great in your new Hawaiian shorts. No
one is disputing that. Please, wear a coat. It's cold outside.