Older entries of I woke up in a strange place are listed below. They discuss matters ranging from Manute Bol and the Chinese space program to monkeys and the misfortune that awaits those who oppose me, with very little else in-between. You may read them at your leisure, in the order as follows or in that crazy freestyle of yours.


The present series, in which our protagonist keeps a low profile:

September 2005 / August 2005 / July 2005 / June 2005 / May 2005 / March 2005 / February 2005 / January 2005 / December 2004 / null 20

In which our protagonist up and moves halfway around the world to Japan:

(2004) October, July, June, May, April, February, January
(2003) December, November, October, September, August, July, June

In which our protagonist finds himself in the employ of a rabbi, working as a ghostwriter:

(2003) May, April, March, February, January
(2002) December, November, October, September, August, July, June, May, April, March, February, January
(2001) December, November

In which our protagonist is severely unemployed:

(2001) October, September, August, July, 010622 - 010619

In which our protagonist moves to the big city and finds himself employed at a global conglomerate, leading to a series of infantile but nonetheless satisfying acts of aggression:

(2001) 010615 - 010611, 010608 - 010604, 010601 - 010529, 010525 - 010521, 010518 - 010514, 010511 - 010507, 010504 - 010430, 010427 - 010423, 010420 - 010416, 010413 - 010409, 010406 - 010402, 010330 - 010326, 010323 - 010319, 010316 - 010312, 010309 - 010307, 019223 - 010219, 010216 - 010212, 010209 - 010205, 010202 - 010109, 010126 - 010122, 010119 - 010115, 010112 - 010108, 010105 - 010102

(2000) 001229 - 001224, 001222 - 001218, 001215 - 001211, 001208 - 001204, 001201 - 001124, 001124 - 001120, 001117 - 001113, 001110 - 001106, 001103 - 001030, 001027 - 001023, 001020 - 001016, 001013 - 001010, 001006 - 000927

In which 'college' reaches its explosive conclusion:

(1999) December, November, Fall

In which things go fairly well:

(1999) May, February, January
(1998) December, November, October, June, May, April, March, February, January

In which our protagonist returns to college, reluctantly, other plans having been scuppered:

(1997) December, November, October, September II, September I

And that's the end of it.


I woke up in a strange place.