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December 2002
November 2002
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010615 - 010611
010608 - 010604
010601 - 010529
010525 - 010521
010518 - 010514
010511 - 010507
010504 - 010430
010427 - 010423
010420 - 010416
010413 - 010409
010406 - 010402
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010323 - 010319
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010202 - 010109
010126 - 010122
010119 - 010115
010112 - 010108
010105 - 010102
001229 - 001224
001222 - 001218
001215 - 001211
001208 - 001204
001201 - 001124
001124 - 001120
001117 - 001113
001110 - 001106
001103 - 001030
001027 - 001023
001020 - 001016
001013 - 001010
001006 - 000927
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February 2002
January 2002
December 2002
November 2002
October 2002
September 2002
August 2002
July 2002
010622 - 010619
010615 - 010611
010608 - 010604
010601 - 010529
010525 - 010521
010518 - 010514
010511 - 010507
010504 - 010430
010427 - 010423
010420 - 010416
010413 - 010409
010406 - 010402
010330 - 010326
010323 - 010319
010316 - 010312
010309 - 010307
019223 - 010219
010216 - 010212
010209 - 010205
010202 - 010109
010126 - 010122
010119 - 010115
010112 - 010108
010105 - 010102
001229 - 001224
001222 - 001218
001215 - 001211
001208 - 001204
001201 - 001124
001124 - 001120
001117 - 001113
001110 - 001106
001103 - 001030
001027 - 001023
001020 - 001016
001013 - 001010
001006 - 000927
Archives by entry title:
- Tragedy strikes the individual entry archives
- Teaching in Japan
- Off the coast of Vladivostok, 2004
- Kim Jong Il Has Died of Dysentery; fellowship opportunity
- Oregon Trail Diary: Day Ten
- Oregon Trail Diary: Day Nine
- Oregon Trail Diary: Day Eight
- Oregon Trail Diary: Days 5-7
- Oregon Trail Diary: Day Four
- Oregon Trail Diary: Day Three
- Oregon Trail Diary: Day Two
- Oregon Trail Diary: Day One
- Oregon Trail Diary: Day Zero
- Intriguing pseudonym; March edition; Cheeta gets some dap
- I published a book
- October
- Drunken monkey driver
- Too many monkeys part two
- Too many monkeys
- Another bowling event
- Gareth is sick of the Crocodile Hunter entry
- For the Crocodile Hunter
- New! Let's enjoy: Pepsi Red, Unbelievably Painful Doritos
- Weather God; the stakes; my very own Mr. Sparkle moment
- Plea to the Canadians; Household objects, vol 1
- iPod repair techniques; panda sex-bombs; Kim Jong Il beaten into submission
- New! Let's enjoy: Grilled Cheese Pringles, Grapefruit Air
- Passport negotiations; bowling with the students
- Panda diplomacy; taunting a dictator
- Thanksgiving negotiations; horror-show
- Promotional photos; Carp videos
- Sweet home Hiroshima; notes on karaoke
- Earthquake
- Where I been
- Why, hello
- The worst thing I've ever done; sonata for the Konami code
- Stalin and the soldier apes
- Hand modeling
- Back On-line
- (No title)
- And then and then
- Outburst
- Beautiful, blinding light; true friendship
- Thinking it over
- Things aren't going well
- Scholarship fund; Love song for an idiot
- Goodbye
- Chimp vs. Gorilla; Facade
- Apple terror; my deadbeat life; follow-ups
- Scotty
- Seduction of the hiring managers
- Panic; monkey painting follow-up; settling in
- Camping trip; time to get another job
- Oblique strategies; Schiavo autopsy; outer space
- Monkey Whore of Babylon; Ratzinger vs marriage
- Back to the war on rhetoric; proud moment
- Porch gargoyles; watermelons; Deep Throat; North Korea again
- Scary dream; Fanta
- Panda porn returns; new photos; Gmail angst
- Bolsheviks on the Trail; disappearing lake
- Ackbarian rhapsody; More Abu Ghraib soft drinks
- Saving the CTA; monkeys and sex; monkeys and art
- Monkeys and art; shorter all of a sudden
- Giant chocolate rabbit; Paul Shirley
- What happened after the kidney stones; soda-pop switch; tomato study
- Kidney stones; signs of age; Frank Lloyd follow-up
- Rogers Park rhapsody
- Seizure robots; North Korea and the Irish; Canada; Hunter S. Thompson
- Birthday again
- Mob job, the gloves, monkeys and socialism
- The Project; North Korea; new apartment
- Friends and enemies
- Agenda; Nader and Iraq; Fuji photos
- Nothing to do; Lenin
- What to do; the seasons; civil war re-enactments
- Another new year, another new gallery
- Quarters; on my best behavior
- Eating presents intended for others
- On weblogs and work; monkeys take over city; Mark Twain
- Once again back
- Trotsky vs. Stalin
- Rhinos
- The last entry from Japan
- NBA Finals
- Early summer crazy, Japan edition
- Animals
- Monkey business; terrorism
- Street fight; the spring
- Secret weapon; Buddha-spotting
- Valentine's Day; birthday debate; whitey finale
- December, I love you
- A story and a picture
- Apotheosis
- Cheese & Cheese; brain-twisters; of cold weather; full-scale alert
- Cat on the rock; the band is back together; Thanksgiving considered
- Tigers lose; panda porn update; bike update; Godzilla for mayor
- Quintessence
- Bike in the river; Hanshin's moment of truth; "as a kind of marmot!"; Chicago for real; 99 Yen
- Idiots with megaphones; onward monkey brain; spectral black apparitions; relative ease
- Hero v. Villain research results; combination stores; in or out
- More panda porn; jingles
- Summer crazy; John Ritter tribute; language troubles; new football season
- Good neighbors; at the rock and roll show; Godzilla redux; murder in the battery port
- Bowling thwarted; these are the Takashis I know, I know; Engrish theory
- Tales and trials of my digital camera; Earth-J as college re-cast
- Controversy in the ESL World; King Ghidorah; a reasoned critique; places in my neighborhood
- Academic exegesis; t-shirts; dapper fellows
- The life relaxed; 99 yen; Classic Doritos
- A long day at the conversation mills
- Heroes and villains; rainy season; retraction; who's the shithead?
- New results; t-shirt slogans; food, and 'delicious'; lobster on the loose
- Guess the nationality; 911 is a sight gag in your town
- The first entry from Japan
- Open road
- SARS; Where are they now?
- Last day at work; last day in THE LAND
- Brief note
- Tommy Lee Is Dead To Me
- Don't come around here no more
- Health; history
- Dick Cheney and the hobo fights; exit interview
- Monkeys and bombs
- Moppets; announcement
- Harper's Index
- Vendettas
- Leave me alone
- Tension
- Presidents
- Antarctica; what happened to the retarded plant
- Antarctica darkness
- Empty wallet adventure
- Stealth
- Monkey prediction follow-up; internet checkers
- Antagonizing the rabbi; monkey gambling
- End of the month
- Antarctica app; Kenneth rolls
- Penguins haunted by monkeys
- New computer
- Rabbi, cookies, Babel
- Impatience
- Pogroms
- I liked my old computer
- I mourn
- Demands
- A terrible mistake
- Sick day coming
- New words; murder capital
- Bob Seger, traitorous bitch; progress with the Chinese Space Program
- It's a new year; sluts in Shakespeare
- Future plans
- Holidays
- Christmas Eve
- Senatorial hoo-hah
- New bowling ball; monkey smuggler
- Hit my head; fake black men
- Timon III
- Timon II
- Timon I
- Stereolab; other Heiden round-up
- Hobo
- Chinese Space Program update
- Holidays with the rabbi; the fine line between hospitality and brutality
- Hobo songs
- Manute sleeps; THE LAND
- Golem; bowling; Classic Vending; prison favors
- Tea party; monkey feast; bullshit fatwa
- Monkey trouble in Japan
- From the beyond
- Rabbi gets a parking ticket; inane protest
- Finding refuge in the wonders of Manute
- Bowling; judges results
- Bowling; judges
- Popcorn stinkbomb
- Rocktober check-in
- Julius; Envirokidz
- Kidneys
- Jesus Es El Senor
- Idle freestyle
- Tired of
- Bollocks to sharing
- Buddy system
- Kidnappings; atonement
- Brian Williams / Bison Dele
- Indian proverb; challas follow-up
- Malcolm McDowell
- Challas
- History Channel
- One year on; Russia, please
- Instructions from an angel; Cambodian find
- Build-up to war
- Back after a while
- Green card
- Bowling nirvana
- YOU WISH; damn Bob Seger damn
- I have a dream; Wang has a dream
- Dragons; new bowling team
- Allen and Tawanna
- Only sleeping
- Truth in riots
- Claustrophobia; Chinese weight-lifters; birthday for the oldsters
- Early summer crazy; June books
- Ombudsman ends; May books
- Memorial Day
- Ombudsman descent; graffiti chat
- Becoming the Ombudsman; green vervet monkeys
- Seb and Marie
- Retarded plant; Rush; Manute wins; car wash book; greatest movie characters; ode to ogres
- Lomo; rollin' with the rabbi
- Cagematch sensation; Manute and my self-image; A HORRIBLE LESSON (3)
- Cagematch II; Tom Waits with age; A HORRIBLE LESSON (2)
- Rabbi on the loose; He Hate Me; A HORRIBLE LESSON (1)
- Cross-check from Jesus; NASA monkey smugglers
- Sick rabbi; breaking the Neanderthal murder wide open; Wilco
- Manute Bol Goes To Heaven
- Palestinian cake; Pegleg; Mies van der Cockpunch; April books
- Fake mute; taking it out on the kosher microwave; rabbi pals; bowling and basketball
- A thought about robots; a couple of books; no win yet
- Fear Gets Its Ass Beat; the elvish Rogue takes a dive
- Poor kid; Antarctica contest
- Tree killers; things gone well, things gone poorly; strategies against muggers; two poems, re-staged
- Mugged
- Rabbi; Lomo; pseudo-dancer
- RabbiTech sums me up; introducing THE LAND; quiz
- Fundraiser fury; March books
- Haunted By Dead Presidents; dictionary games
- Birthday present revolution; strange dreams; chapped-lip anniversary
- the epic two-hour finale (end of a century)
- siberia dreaming
- what, where, and all kinds of why
- Summer begins
- Edge of summer
- End of spring
- no more mr. quick, yes?
- fear of a blank white page
- welcome to the new sincerity
- ultimate fighting championship
- psychic exile
- no eyes to see the light of day
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What?
These are the archives of
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Chicago, Illinois;
Kyoto, Japan;
Austin, Texas;
Hiroshima, Japan
These are the archives of
serious fucking journalism.
Written in:
Champaign, Illinois;
Chicago, Illinois;
Kyoto, Japan;
Austin, Texas;
Hiroshima, Japan
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Also:
I write about the Bulls
Some plays I've written
I was on a bowling team
Some edits to Wikipedia
Inevitably, there is MySpace
My Amazon.com wish list
The old flash-cards
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