I've recently learned that the Absolute Big Mac show will close May 22, it will not be extended. So if you want to be "in the know" you need to come then, or you will forever take your place with the ranks of the Losers. And let me tell you that's a thoroughly unpleasant place to be.
Hi Rory. In the Loser heirarchy I will have the rank of Lieutenant General, if not higher. I've got some stuff that will keep me from traveling to Chicago next weekend.
LIAR AND SLAVE! THE THANES FLY FROM ME!
That's a bit of the private performance. Yeah, I don't know, oodles of people who usually come to things I do have had to opt out of this one. Theresa says I promoted it inadequately, which is probably true. Or I'm just testing the limits of good nature.
Hi Rory. In the Loser heirarchy I will have the rank of Lieutenant General, if not higher. I've got some stuff that will keep me from traveling to Chicago next weekend.
Are you taping the show? That would be great. Otherwise, I'd like to think I have the leverage for a private showing. But if I did think that, I would just be believing my own propaganda.
(It's a good thing Losers have a chain of command. Otherwise we would never know what to do).
Ah, yes -- which brings me to the order of the day. Your orders are -- give 'em hell, Rory! The eyes of the nation are upon you. At least the part of the nation that isn't losers. :)
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Stupid cryptic people...
You're not a loser, Dave.
