Friday, November 9, 2007

Welcome Billy Hart!

Make yourself at home.

Posted by Rory @ 03:57 PM CST [Link]

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

what I'd like

I'd like to post something here but an extremely busy workday combined with my home Internet service being all wonky it will have to wait.

These are troubled times, they call our for wisdom.

And yet I must remain tragically silent.

Posted by Rory @ 10:31 AM CST [Link]

Saturday, September 15, 2007

as you wish

Post something, dag nab it!

Dag nab what?

Posted by Rory @ 03:12 PM CST [Link]

Sunday, August 12, 2007

I am a Hero and a Genius

A few days ago, I noticed that something was wrong with the Internet. I didn't consult anyone else but I assumed this was a global phenomenon. Yesterday I fixed it by plugging and unplugging some things and now the Internet works again.

I can only assume the global economy has plunged into a frenzied state in the last few days, but now, peace and order will be restored.

There's no need to thank me, I just did what any of you would have done if you were lucky enough to possess my considerable intellectual gifts.

I am a hero and a genius.

Posted by Rory @ 05:29 PM CST [Link]

Friday, August 10, 2007

Stupid Headlines: Nine millionth in an occasional series

"You can love the Lord and still be cool!"

That is a relief, let me tell you.

I just want to make it clear that being cool is still my highest priority.

Posted by Rory @ 05:32 PM CST [Link]

Thursday, August 2, 2007

satire

You ever see this guy Carlos Mencia? He's my new favorite comedian because he's so *fearless*. He sees people who are powerless and downtrodden and he has absolutely no qualms making fun of them.

That's courage.

Posted by Rory @ 11:57 PM CST [Link]

Friday, July 27, 2007

further disillusionment

So now you're going to tell me astronauts are a bunch of drunks too?

God...just...God!

Fuck everything.

Posted by Rory @ 07:50 PM CST [Link]