That's right, Death Train, I'm calling you out.
The stunt you pulled on the Blue Line this afternoon got lots of people hurt, not to mention making me really late for a play rehearsal.
It's time we settled this once and for all you big metal bastard.
Oh, and now it's there. Badass and lyrical.
I edited my last comment so it would seem slightly more badass but the edits take too long to manifest themselves. That's not very badass at all.
You think your word is worth a damn to me, thou foul creature out of urban Hell?
If we allow ourselves to be inconvenienced, the terrorists have already won. Seriously, has anyone else noticed that in the past three days (a) a building has blown up in New York, (b) a building has blown up in Wisconsin, and (c) a train has derailed in Chicago? Conspiracy theories aside, our noble and forthright government claims that these are all unrelated, terrorist-free incidents, and while I normally take any statement by said government with a grain of salt, I'm inclined to believe it this time simply because I think it would get more political mileage by claiming these were terrorist acts. Apparently shit just seems to be going wrong lately.
THAT WAS NOT ME. THAT WAS INCONVENIENT TRAIN.
IF I HAD WANTED THOSE PEOPLE DEAD, THEY WOULD BE DEAD, NOT...HURT. I SCOFF AT 'HURT'.