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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Conversations between me, a girl I like, and the man in my brain

So yeah, I figure I'll meet you somewhere in your neighborhood sometime...I don't know, 6:30?

Good, very decisive, I knew you were the right man for this job.

Okay, I usually don't get home until 7 though.

An entirely new equation! Must adapt! Must adapt now!

Right, that's cool...we'll say...7 um, 7-ish.

Exactly, maybe 7:01. I need at least a minute.

She's being dryly amusing! Say something witty! Say something witty now or you will be utterly without worth in both her eyes and your own!

Sure, that's fine, hell, we'll go crazy and give it until 7...05, 06 even. But that's it, that's all the leeway I'm giving you...

That wasn't witty! That made you sound like a controlling freak! Say you're just kidding!

I'm just kidding!

Now laugh awkwardly.

Ha. Ha.

This would all be easier if there were fewer people involved.

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