A friend of mine who lives in the same neighborhood asked me if I could stop in and feed his cats while he and his girlfriend are away on Christmas Eve.
This may be the single most exciting thing I do on Christmas.
Just take a cue from the cats -- eat, sleep and be merry -- and every day can be Christmas Day!
Together, they're really something.
Don't leave out Jimmy Stewart. He's kinda hot.
Since when is masturbating to Donna Reed in "It's a Wonderful Life" not exciting? Buck up, little camper.