Tuesday, January 9, 2007

headlines

There was a headline in the Chicago SunTimes yesterday about how a "Baby Saved a Life". The story turned out to be boring, something about a blood transfusion from the umbilical cord and who the hell cares. But I was really hoping it was going to be about how the baby rescued someone from drowning, or used kung fu to fight off an intruder.

Those things never happen.

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Posted by DEATH TRAIN @ 01/24/2007 05:56 PM CST

Yeah. Posting isn't likely to happen anytime soon, this website's mostly dead. But there's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

Posted by Rory @ 01/23/2007 07:36 PM CST

Those things never happen.

Just like your posting.

*zing*

Posted by Twinters @ 01/23/2007 02:45 AM CST

Hee hee!

But still...

Throw yourself in front of a hail of gunfire, and you've saved someone for a day.

Offer yourself for stem-cell research, and you've saved someone for a lifetime.

Posted by Kurt @ 01/15/2007 05:09 PM CST

That would be better.

Posted by Rory @ 01/12/2007 03:14 PM CST

How about if the baby had thrown itself in front of someone in a hail of gunfire to protect them? That would have been pretty heroic too.

Posted by Patrick @ 01/12/2007 11:41 AM CST