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Sunday, August 12, 2007

I am a Hero and a Genius

A few days ago, I noticed that something was wrong with the Internet. I didn't consult anyone else but I assumed this was a global phenomenon. Yesterday I fixed it by plugging and unplugging some things and now the Internet works again.

I can only assume the global economy has plunged into a frenzied state in the last few days, but now, peace and order will be restored.

There's no need to thank me, I just did what any of you would have done if you were lucky enough to possess my considerable intellectual gifts.

I am a hero and a genius.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Stupid Headlines: Nine millionth in an occasional series

"You can love the Lord and still be cool!"

That is a relief, let me tell you.

I just want to make it clear that being cool is still my highest priority.

Thursday, August 2, 2007


You ever see this guy Carlos Mencia? He's my new favorite comedian because he's so *fearless*. He sees people who are powerless and downtrodden and he has absolutely no qualms making fun of them.

That's courage.

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