Friday, June 17, 2005

don't fuck with my state

Apparently Illinois Senator Dick Durbin is the current target of right wing wrath, because he indicated that he has less than a “They are heroes and I would give them blowjobs” attitude towards Our Troops when they engage in torture. Note that he didn’t even say that he would refrain from giving blowjobs to American soldiers who don’t engage in torture. I mean seriously, U.S. servicemen, it’s not such a horrible offer: Don’t torture prisoners, and get blowjobs from Senator Dick Durbin.

Usually when these fascist jackanapes launch their tightly coordinated attacks on other people it’s maddening enough, but this is personal. Durbin’s one of my boys. I’ve met him and he’s very nice in person.

I’ve always liked Senator Durbin, although it seems that in the last year, he’s been even more likable and in the spotlight, partially because he’s the new Democratic Whip in the Senate but also I suspect, the one man rock opera that is Barack Obama being his junior partner has made him step up his game. Not out of jealousy but out of genuine inspiration.

Rush Limbaugh thinks Durbin should resign, I think Limbaugh should resign. What is his job anyway, being an idiot? Walk into any saloon in Chicago at 2pm, you’ll find lots of people being idiots, possibly including my uncle Gerald, for free. The right wing machine should adopt the free market principles they claim to defend and put a microphone in my uncle’s mouth for three hours a day, they’ll wind up with even quirkier material and they can give him one beer a day instead of twenty million dollars a year.

Any of these thugs wanna say something about Durbin in my presence, they get punched in the mouth. Or at least unpleasantly tickled.

I saw Barack on TV the other night. I hadn’t seen him in a while. I miss that guy.

I’m going to Gotham City tonight, everyone says it’s dangerous there, but rumor has it that if you’re in trouble there, there’s this guy who has your back…

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Posted by Miss Bliss @ 06/20/2005 01:37 PM CST

One beer = a full day of idiocy. I'm thinking either you've discovered a source of free energy, or else you've demonstrated the existence of entropy. I hope it's the former.

Posted by Kurt @ 06/20/2005 11:28 AM CST