By the way, everyone, I now have a job.
Er, no. But I would take that job.
I have to admit when I read "Family Resource Specialist" I picture you running a family-planning center for Sea Monkeys. Maybe writing pamphlets answering common questions about fertility, life cycle, and what to teach your young so they can avoid falling in with the wrong crowd and becoming fish food.
You got a job? Now what am I supposed to do with all these puppies?
I'm a Family Resource Specialist.
Another phrase for paper shuffler. It's catchier than the title of my old job "Program Specialist".
You mean you're hosting a party Michelle, or will I? There will be a re-employment party at some point but probably not for a while. Don't want to oversaturate the market.
Abidin'! Awesome. Shall host a "yay jobs" party soon.
YAY! Doin' what?